Oh no, don't put that there!

Doing what I do, and being who I am, for some reason compels people to divulge to me their most embarrassing tales. Many of these humiliating moments are in fact the result of embarrassment it's self. 

So many people are still loath to utter the words, "anal sex." The lingering taboo of anal sex has caused many people to not only hide their affinity for the booty boogie, but feel ashamed and embarrassed as well. Just a few words of reassurance, "Few places on the body have as many nerve endings grouped together as the rectum. Hence, many people love anal stimulation." 
This embarrassment has prevented people from purchasing the anal toys they so deserve. Instead many have been driven to to use items that are altogether unsuitable for anal play.

Any carpenter will tell you, "The right tool for the right job." Well that holds true for anal toys as well. The vagina, being a cul-de-sac, is fairly easy to retrieve your toys from. The rectum is more like interstate 40, long endless spans stretch out ahead, easy to get lost.  The rectum is made up of two muscle bands, the inner and the outer. These muscles tend to want to close. This is usually a good thing. However, if you have a toy or other object ie. flash light, vegetable, toy car, in the rectum that has no way to prevent it getting sucked in........YOU CAN LOSE YOUR TOY! This really puts a damper on the evening.
 
Pink Bunny recommends only putting toys in your bottom that have a flared base, retrieval cord, testicles, or some other way to prevent the toy from being absorbed. Keep in mind, a toy that is lost and turned to the ON position warrants an immediate trip to the emergency room. 

Anal play should be fun and enjoyable! Go ahead, buy a butt toy!

To help avoid confusion please refer to the pictures below.
                                    
Yes, Note the jeweled flared base.                  NO, This will drive the interstate.

                                               
Yes, Testicles will prevent loss and             NO, despite the design, these anal beads
          double as a great handle!                        lack a ring at the end to prevent loss.
    
 

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